Sculptress, Kira Od, masterfully creates bronze scultures of "Hybrids"; part human, part animal. I have such an affinity for sculptors because they create three-diminsional fiction. She does a great job at translating their personalities, giving each creature a soul. Some of them exude sexuality, others raw strength; it makes me wonder which qualities shine from me when I'm walking around.
If I could afford it, I would pay her to create a Man-Octopus Hybrid.